Wyoming Toilet Paper Alternatives

Back when the panic run on toilet paper began, I asked the Wake Up Wyoming listeners: what exactly did people use out here in the West before the invention of toilet paper?

A few listeners called in with what they had been told in old-times..

But thanks to the Park County Telegraph we now have an official list that includes the pros and cons of each item.

Warning, a few items on this list do not look historic and seem seem suspect to me.