The year is 2020. Everything else has gone wrong. Why not have some mysterious seeds arrive in your mail? Who cares if they came from China? Why would you plant them anyway? Have you not seen enough movies showing you what will happen?

Look, I don't mean to lecture here but come on - how many times does Hollywood have to create another movie showing us why NOT to do something?

How many times have you watched a movie and yelled at the screen, "ARE YOU AN IDIOT? DON'T DO THAT!"

I think I've made my point here, do not plant those China seeds. Do not even open the package and look at them out of curiosity. Call the Wyoming Department Of Agriculture and they will have you send the package to them.

But if my little message here is not sinking in then, below, are a few reminders from Hollywood on WHY YOU DON'T PLANT THOSE SEEDS! Don't even open the package.

1). Lets begin with Little Shop Of Horrors. This is one of those rare cases where you will enjoy watching both the original and the remake.

2). Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. In this case there is a lot of debate as to which movie you'll like best. I'll let you decide. Here are the trailers for the original and the remake.

There was actually a 3rd version of Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, it was called Invasion.

3) The Thing From Another World.

4). Dr Terror's House Of Horrors.

5). Annihilation. That name should tell you all you need to know about WHY YOU DON'T PLANT THE CHINA SEED.

6). Little Joe. Those flowers look so pretty, don't they? It was supposed to be a flower that, when you sniffed it, you felt happy. What could go wrong?

D O - N O T - P L A N T - T H E - C H I N A - S E E D!

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