You Know It’s Cold In Wyoming When…
Most other states are complaining that it's cold outside before they even have a little frost on the ground.
Here in Wyoming we learn to handle a bit more cold than most.
So when is it okay for a Wyomingite to complain about the cold? Not to worry. We have provided 5 benchmarks for you to work from.
YOU KNOW IT'S COLD IN WYOMING WHEN...
1). You spend more time scraping ice off your car then driving it.
2). Your dog will gladly take a beating for pooping on the rug rather than going outside.
3). Wyoming Ice Fishermen would rather spend the weekend at home with the wife and kids then alone on the ice.
4). A warm beer sounds like a great idea.
5). It is so cold your face hurts.