Onion News Lampoons Yellowstone
A name change for Yellowstone? Sure, why not.
Sports arenas now name themselves after high paying sponsors. Why can't our national parks do the same?
With that in mind Onion news, known for making the absurd even more absurd, tells us that Yellowstone now had a new cooperate sponsor name. Doritos Flamin' Hot Nacho National Park.
According to the story, the head of Yellowstone swears that no money changed hands in the name change: “I guarantee that as the head of all national parks in this country, no amount of personal donations went into the newly renamed Jacked Ranch Dipped Hot Wings Geyser or Kickin’ Spicy White Cheddar Cheese Trail Supreme,”
This is not the first time Onion has lampooned Wyoming. It won't be the last.