Hit your friends with a new, "It's colder in Wyoming than a..." joke and you might just warm them up with some laughter.

It's colder in Wyoming than a banker’s heart on foreclosure day at the widows’ and orphans’ home.”

Colder in Wyoming than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon.

Colder in Wyoming than a well digger’s butt in January.

Colder in Wyoming than a well diggers hind end.

It’s colder in Wyoming  than a polar bears toenails.

It’s so cold in Wyoming , milk cows gave icicles.

Don't like those? I don't blame you. Okay lets try a few more and see if any of these strike your fancy.

It's so cold in Wyoming my nipples fell off in the parking lot!

It's so cold in Wyoming that Shania Twain covered her midriff.

It's so cold in Wyoming my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

It's so cold in Wyoming police are telling perps to freeze and they do.

It's so cold in Wyoming if you bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minute later it's frosted.

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