One of my job duties this week is to dress up in a Santa suit and deliver gas cards to people listening to our country station at work.  It sure beats working for a living.  However, yesterday I encountered a local high school who will definitely be getting a lump of coal in their stocking this year.

I was at East High School, on my way to visit Miss Valdez in Room 207.  Most of the students in the halls were happy to see Santa.  Two of them walked up and high-fived me, then asked me to bring them a car for Christmas.  I felt like the coolest kid in school.

Then, a young lady walked toward me and said "Hey, Santa Clause".  She then proceeded to yank the beard right off my face.  The school administer who was escorting me through the halls laughed when I suggested that she should be expelled.  Luckily, the only injury was to my pride.

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