5 Ways To Teach Cheyenne’s Porch Bandit A Lesson

Police in Cheyenne are looking to identify a man who was caught on camera stealing packages from a porch.

Surveillance footage shows the man walking up to a house in the 900 block of Hillcrest Road and taking three packages from the front porch around 8:45 a.m. on March 6.

Police say the packages contained over $600 worth of items.

Here are 5 ways we can screw up his world and teach this jerk a lesson.

1). Lets all put out packages filled with cat little and dog poop. He'll love that when he gets home and opens it.

2). Load a fake package with those exploding red dye packs the banks use. That stuff does not wash off. We will know who it it and that will end that.

3). Pack your porch with hidden cameras so we can get a good look at this guy from every angle. Besides sending those images to the police lets plaster them all over town and on all social media. He won't be able to go anywhere in town.

4). A good tracking device hidden in the box and we can follow him home. Then, we all go to his house to have a little chat.

5). All of the above.