Memorial day weekend, later afternoon, tornado sirens sounded around Wyoming as severe weather pushed through the area.

Smart people have a plan and begin to move toward safe places.

For the not so smart that need to be told, here are a few things  you do not do when the tornado sirens sound.

1). Run outside shouting Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Not funny, and might get you killed.

2). Think of all the things you left outside and go get them. You can always buy a new one. Leave it alone.

3). Worry that the dog has not relieved himself today and let him outside to do his business. Just let him poop in the shelter. You can clean it up.

4). Worry that you might be in the shelter too long and run to the bathroom.

5). QUICK! Save the beer! (Refer to rule #2).

6). Decide it would be fun to go for a drive and take pictures. Leave that to those crazy storm chasers. (Refer to rule #1).

7). Pick a fight with anyone who might decide you are not worth sheltering with. Bad timing. You'll just get locked out. (Refer to rule #1).

Here is a list of what you need to do.

1). Take shelter until the all clear is sounded.

There you go. I'm glad we had this little chat.