Well, it's Monday and no doubt there will be those missing from your office staff due to "ailments" that just happened to hit them after Super Bowl Day.  Today on the Top 5 at 7:45, I'll highlight some of the excuses that you may hear as to why your co-workers didn't show up for work.

  1. Brown Bottle Flu - Possibly the true reason as to why they didn't show.
  2. Stomach Bug - Bad salsa maybe?
  3. Cold & Fever - This could be used if you haven't been sick lately.
  4. Pharyngitis - So much screaming at the T.V. that they lost their voice.
  5. Migraine - Who can work when they feel like throwing up and their head is about to explode. right?

The Top 5 at 7:45 airs weekdays with me, Gary Freeman and sponsored by First Education Federal Credit Union.

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